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Richard And Judy

by Born Shit Stirrers

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1.
Double crossed me, we used to hang out / now I never fucking see you about / I was crying with laughter when your wife died of cancer / I won't be happy until you fucking join her / oh, my poor friend and comrade you'll suffer yet!
2.
Slow Down 00:23
slow down! slow down! slow down! salary bastards always running for trains / can't be late to lick the boss' rump / red faced Clark Kent but overweight / tie over your shoulder like a wall street cunt / slow down! slow down! slow down!
3.
Karma 00:28
I was wondering how life's been treating you, so I looked you up on social media / fuck me what a laugh! / 4 kids with different dads! / I remember when you were sweet sixteen, now you're old and bitter sharing [pseudo political] right wing memes / fuck me what a laugh / karma fucking served you up
4.
Only keep you on Facebook so i can revel in your sadness / everything you post makes my life seem fantastic / fuck me 2 weeks since you last drank? / 4 days since I last had a wank / the thought of you being sober is about as interesting as my last lasagne! / no cunt cares! Are you still alive? / I never liked you then and I fucking hate you now!
5.
The man who fell from the stage / Ziggy Stardust with fucking AIDS / thumbing down your You Tube vids / you look like you play with kids / another day another creation / music with no imagination / I could understand if it was just for fun / but you're up on stage with your flies undone!
6.
Your mother must be fucking ashamed / filthy bastard grabbing fanny's on trains / Dirty cunt, fanny grabber / never had a shag wanking yourself blind / mozaic porn, I kinda sympathise / dirty cunt, fanny grabber / STOP GRABBING FANNY'S
7.
Headless chickens with no sense of direction on a bus to Tenjin in the rainy season / dirty bastards coughing in my face, I'd love to fucking bomb this place
8.
Don't dump your world views on my kids / learn a new English word you fucking prick! / leave us alone stop looking at their eyelids, you sound like a genocidal pure blood dick / Half of what? Half of what? / no big mystery where baby's come from / people are people, you people fuck off!
9.
If I had a yen for every cunt that said they'd come to see me or send me fucking shit... I'd be fucking rich!
10.
Anarchy in the FUK / you better beware / wanna change the world but you're Struggling with your hair / using fucked up chemicals that're bad for the environment / meat is murder on your leather jacket you're an embarrassment / straight edge until your work nomikai / vegetarian until the tabehoudai / think you're DIY because your music has no bar code / but the songs don't come from the heart / they come from your arsehole
11.
Blame the Chinese, act like you're superior to me / fucking gaijin outsider is all I'll ever be / black faces scare you / I'm a Jihadist / call us dirty, Japanese are the cleanest / Racist jap cunt / fuck off about your food, go and play pachinko / nobody needs you or your dry nazi manko / racist jap cunt / fuck off / your husband hates your fucking guts
12.
Wasting all my precious time, in a queue as long as my last line / standing here until I'm old, Taguchi Shouten is still closed / I hate waiting / I hate queues / I hate fucking everything / Bureau of Immigration, Post Office at Hakata Station / so tired of fucking waiting / kill myself out of frustration! / I hate waiting i hate queues i hate fucking everything
13.
Why can't you even say hello? you're not fucking rock stars you know! / why do you have to take all the shows? / you don't even share your fake fucking blow
14.
Cos i wanted to become a cynical bastard / quit taking drugs and lower my standards / no health care, no sick pay, no paid holidays / to be asked stupid questions every fucking day... FUCK OFF
15.
9 Volt Brain 00:47
I used to be about seeing bands with my gang / now I'm in, on my 3rd can watching homeland / got a 9 volt brain and no career / everything is fine as long as I got beer / fucks sake I'm too old for these guitars / none of my clothes have got holes in anymore / stuff your shitty job I don't need the work / there's always some ambitious prick who wants a word / I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my head / just pay me what I'm owed and get ta fuck instead / never gonna be too old for these guitars
16.
Mad Max 00:21
Breath like shit / mad max / onigiri like fists / mad max mad max / always looking at tits / mad max / ran over a kid / mad max mad max / mad max mad max mad max mad max
17.
I, I hate fashion punks / and I , I hate pop punk / I hate your Ramones T-Shirt, that you bought from Aids Cunt / I hate your pink fauxhaw, and I hate the MSG's / Fashion Punks fucking die!
18.
When were we ever sober? Another day another hang over / Went to Brixton to see a gig [Nofx] / Got fucked outside cos we couldn't get in / Ben the two of us are fucked again / Because of you and Joe we missed the last train home again / Waiting in the station at Liverpool Street, With your unopened Carling and your smelly feet / It's 4am, your pits are stinking / We're the only cunts still drinking! I was always a cantankerous cunt / wasn't cut out for a lifestyle of punk / I was Matlock and you were Vicious / But rolling round the floor looked fucking ridiculous / Ben the two of us are fucked again / Because of you and Joe we missed the last train home again / Waiting in the station at Liverpool Street, With your unopened Carling and your smelly feet / It's 4am, your pits are stinking / We're the only cunts still drinking! When were we ever sober? When were we ever sober? When were we ever sober? When were we ever sober?
19.
Fukuoka punks they make me sick, can't start a band without a gimmick / I was born to stir the shit, we don't play gigs cos we've got too many kids / We'd slag our children for our art, we'd sever friendships to get a laugh / I was born to stir the shit, we don't play gigs cos we've got too many kids! We're born.... Shit... BORN SHIT STIRRERS
20.
Never wanted security, only wanted kicks, I don't want your lifestyle that don't make me sick / sick of weekend weirdos, want reality / it doesn't really matter what you think of me / Fucking Disgrace, What did you call me? / A fucking disgrace, is what I am / Fucking Disgrace, just makes me happy / fucking disgrace, don't give a damn / I watch you in your windows you deny the games you play. everyone's a pervert in their own secret way / I am what I am and I know that you know, I can read your mind, you reap the seeds you sow

about

The album that we nearly scrapped.

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released August 6, 2017

Recorded in June/July (and August) 2017 by Aaron Lum & his mood swings.
Thanks to The Glove (XL Fits), Paul (MSG's), and Jay (Ledzepvietcong).
9 Volt Brain written by Coco The Swedish Chef and Born Shit Stirrers.
Fucking Disgrace written by The Rapists.
All other shite written by Born Shit Stirrers.
Any cunt we forgot to slag on this album will be getting it on the next one.

Fukpunk Records 003

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Born Shit Stirrers Fukuoka, Japan

Formed in Fukuoka in 2016, Born Shit Stirrers are a harsh dose of bitter medicine, chucking sub-one-minute fragmentation bombs packed with sarcastic barbs into the heart of the squalid basement layer of Japanese life. Salarymen, coworkers, humourless mods, their own miserable lives, and the petty pretensions and prejudices of their local music scene — Born Shit Stirrers take aim at them all. ... more

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