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Pure Shite

by Born Shit Stirrers

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Mr.dazzy I don’t think there’s enough songs written with the word CUNT in them. The Born Shit Stirrers fix that problem👍😁
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GAIJIN BAR (Jon): The Cunt said let's fucking go to Morris / Robbing bastards / The Cunt said let's fucking go to Three Kings / Robbing bastards / Babaganoush.
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THE STINK HAS STARTED (Paul): The stink has fucking started / Some cunt got on and sat next to me / His fucking pits were disgusting / I can still smell them now / I got off the train / I ran like fuck / I got on again a few cars down.
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JUN’S ON SPEED (Jon): He's got fuck all in the bank cos the dealer took all of it / Doing a bag of speed in the Yojigen toilets / He doesn't give a fuck what you think / Jun’s on speed / He doesn’t even have any teeth / Jun’s on speed.
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RACIST CUNT (Roque): Drunk Scottish racist cunt / Pissed in the sink / Shit his pants then went to work to buy more drink / Fucking Scottish racist cunt.
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SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH (Jon): I did coke with a homeless bloke in a York Road telephone box / And I did speed with Andy and Steve in a studio in Benfleet / Shut your fucking mouth / I got ink from a girl on E at a shop in Southend on sea / And I got drunk with the squatter punks at the Poison Club in Hackney / So shut your fucking mouth.
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RICH MALT (Jon): Only got enough for a small can of Kin Mugi at the station cos I spent all the rest in Taguchi Shouten / That bastard’s got a tall can (Rich Malt).
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AIDS CUNT (Jon): He buys 100 yen T-shirts, sells them in his shop for four thousand yen / He can fuck off / Fuck off Aids Cunt / Die quick!
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THE CANE (Jon): He's got a cane / He feels no pain / He's got a cane but no fucking pain / Get Mugi on draft.
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I HATE PINK FLOYD (Jon): Mixing Polish Vodka with Mountain Dew / Paul put on Dark Side of the Moon / One second in and I passed out dead / Woke up with me head in a shed / I Hate Pink Floyd
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KIN MUGI MOTHER FUCKER (Ledzepvietcong): I’m a Kin Mugi mother fucker / Mother fucking Kin Mugi / I’m a Kin Mugi mother fucker / Mother fucking Kin Mugi / Kin Mugi mother fucking drinker / It’s in a blue can, with a cheap price / Had 6 cans and I feel alright.
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CUNT (Jon): Cunt.
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I HATE YOUR FUCKING BAND (Jon): Give me a fucking break, too many bands in this city that I fucking hate / Singing in English so you can't express your feeling / You bought a punk record now you're fucking vegan / You're all so fucking bland / I hate your fucking band
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BOMB NAKASU (Jon): I hate Nakasu, I hate the way it smells / I hate the old cunts paying for young girls / I hate their cowboy boots, I hate pointy shoes / And I hate the way the girls never ever look at me or you / Bomb Nakasu now.
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FLAKES & ARSEHOLES (Jon): Don't wanna go to a show, local bands have got no soul / Fucking off home might sound nice, but there’s no such thing as paradise / Just... Flakes and arseholes / I drink all day I'm a fucking mess, communication is too much stress / Don't wanna get out of bed today, I'm never gonna be happy anyway / With... Flakes and arseholes.
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PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PRICK (Jon): Passive aggressive fucking prick / I hate you so much I feel physically sick / Giving me shit, saying I'm not punk / What are you 15? Pure cunt! / Shayne Bowden is a cunt / Said I'm just a cheap drunk, as if I'd care / I should have battered fuck out of you at the record fair / Criticizing my ethics... Are you pulling my pisser? You charge 5 times more and don’t even pay your cashier.
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KICKED OUT OF KIETH FLACK (Jon): I was drinking outside cos Showy threw me out / I was sneaking in beers and fucking about / Kicked out of Kieth Flack / I never got me money back!
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OLD CUNT (Jon): I'm sick of wiping your arse you cunt / You make so many mistakes that I've lost count / You like to take it fucking easy / But you'll be dead before me! / Old cunt, fucking cunt, fucking old fucking cunt, old cunt! / When I see you in the factory I start seething with hate / It's always cos of you we have to work through our breaks.
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BACK OFF GAIJIN SCUM (Jon): Worse than children greeting you in the street / When I walk past them I stare at my feet / Eye contact is a step towards friendship / Back off gaijin scum with your bull shit / Don't wanna pay 1000 yen for one fucking beer / Don't wanna hear you complain about how much you hate it here / I seen you in the Black Sheep boring yellow girls to sleep / Your wife and kids hate you cos you won’t assimilate / Back off gaijin scu
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DAIMYO HIPSTERS (Jon): Vegan Docs or fucking Crocs / Daimyo is full of cocks / Your haircut is a statement and your politics a style / If I see you buying records you're gonna fucking die / You're gonna fucking... Die!
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SLAGGED TO DEATH (Jon): Ryan in a turtle neck / Poofy Paul is a feminist / Suguru with his leather gloves / Married Peter Pan and he never comes out! Slagged to death (You’re gonna get) / Passed out drinking at Paul's place / Yuji gets a fart in the face / Kevin's shoes and Pablo's feet / Frogman got teabagged when he fell asleep.
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MONEY'S A SIGHT (Jon): Worked all me life and never saved a fucking penny / Stopped buying drugs cos I couldn't fucking find any / I don't go out cos the bands are all shite / And every cunt just thinks I'm tight / Money’s a sight / Got no money and I don't give a shite!
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ONE CAN WANKER (Jon): Waiting on me mate and the doorbell rings / Check his hands before letting him in / One can, no snacks, fuck off back / One can wanker / Came back the next night thinking it'd be fine / With a bottle of red cooking wine / No cans, no snacks, fuck off back / One can wanker.
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SLAGGING THE CUNT (Jon): Got fuck all to do tonight / Gonna slag The Cunt / Got fuck all to do tomorrow / Gonna slag The Cunt.
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YOU’LL SUFFER YET (Jon): Double crossed me, we used to hang out / Now I never fucking see you about / I was crying with laughter when your wife died of cancer / I won't be happy until you fucking join her / Oh, my poor friend and comrade... You'll suffer yet.
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SLOW DOWN (Jon): Salary bastards always running for trains / Can't be late to lick the boss's rump / Red faced Clark Kent but overweight / Tie over your shoulder like a Wall Street cunt / Slow down
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KARMA (Jon): I was wondering how life's been treating you / So I looked you up on social media / Fuck me what a laugh! / Four kids with different dads / I remember when you were sweet sixteen, now you’re old and bitter sharing [pseudo political] right wing memes / Fuck me what a laugh / Karma fucking served you up.
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YOU STILL ALIVE LIKE? (Jon): I only keep you on Facebook so I can revel in your sadness / Everything you post makes my life seem fantastic / Fuck me two weeks since you last drank? / It’s four days since I last had a wank / The thought of you being sober is about as interesting as my last lasagne / No cunt cares, are you still alive? I never liked you then and I fucking hate you now.
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ALADDIN PAIN ‘77 (Jon): The man who fell from the stage / Ziggy Stardust with fucking AIDS / Thumbing down your YouTube vids / You look like you play with kids / Another day, another creation / Music with no imagination / I could understand if it was just for fun / But you're up on stage with your flies undone.
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FANNY GRABBER (Jon): Your mother must be fucking ashamed / Filthy bastard grabbing fannies on trains / Dirty cunt, fanny grabber / Never had a shag, wanking yourself blind / Mosaic porn, I could almost sympathize / Dirty cunt, fanny grabber / Stop grabbing fannies.
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DIRTY BASTARDS (Jon): Headless chickens with no sense of direction / On a bus to Tenjin in the rainy season / Dirty bastards coughing in my face / I'd love to fucking bomb this place.
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HALF OF WHAT? (Aaron): Don't dump your world views on my kids / Learn a new English word you fucking prick / Leave us alone stop looking at their eyelids / You sound like a genocidal pure blood dick / Half of what? Half of what? / No big mystery where babies come from / People are people, you people fuck off!
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IF I HAD A YEN (Jon): If I had a yen for every cunt that said they'd come to see me or send me fucking shit... I'd be fucking rich!
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ANARCHY IN THE FUK (Jon): Anarchy in the FUK you’d better beware / Wanna change the world but you're struggling with your hair / Using fucked up chemicals that are bad for the environment / Meat is murder on your [leather] jacket you're an embarrassment / Straight edge until your work nomikai / Vegetarian until the tabehoudai / Think you're DIY because your music has no bar code / But the songs don't come from the heart, they come from your arsehole
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RACIST JAP CUNT (Aaron): Blame the Chinese / Act like you're superior to me / Fucking gaijin outsider is all I'll ever be / Black faces scare you, you think I'm a Jihadist / Call us dirty, Japanese are the cleanest / Fuck off about your food / Go and play pachinko / Nobody needs you or your dry nazi manko / Racist Jap cunt.
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I HATE EVERYTHING (Jon): Wasting all my precious time / In a queue as long as my last line / Standing here until I'm old / Taguchi Shouten is still closed / I hate waiting, I hate queues, I hate fucking everything / Bureau of Immigration / Post Office at Hakata Station / So tired of fucking waiting / Kill myself out of frustration.
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ROCKSTAR WANNABES (Aaron): Why can't you even say hello? You're not fucking rock stars you know / Why do you have to take all the shows? / You don't even share your fake fucking blow / I don't wanna touch your titties / I don't wanna twist your titties / I don't wanna see your titties / I don't wanna be around your titties.
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WHY YOU COME JAPAN? (Jon): Cos I wanted to become a cynical bastard / Quit taking drugs and lower my standards / No health care, no sick pay, no paid holidays / To be asked dumb questions every fucking day... FUCK OFF!
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9 VOLT BRAIN (Coco): I used to be about seeing bands with my gang / Now I'm in, on my third can watching Homeland / Got a 9 volt brain and no career / Everything is fine as long as I got beer / Fuck’s sake, I'm too old for these guitars / None of my clothes have got holes in anymore / Stuff your shitty job I don't need the work / There's always some ambitious prick who wants a word / I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my head / Just pay me what I'm owed and get to fuck instead / Never gonna be too old for these guitars.
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MAD MAX (Jon): Breath like shit / Onigiri like fists / Always looking at tits / Ran over a kid / Mad Max
40.
I HATE POP PUNK (Aaron): I, I hate fashion punks / and I, I hate pop punk / I hate your Ramones T-Shirt / That you bought from Aids Cunt / I hate your pink fauxhawk / And I hate the MSGS / Fashion punks fucking die!
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WHEN WERE WE EVER SOBER? (Jon): When were we ever sober? Another day, another hang over / Went to Brixton to see a gig [Nofx] / Got fucked outside cos we couldn't get in / Ben the two of us are fucked again / Because of you and Joe we missed the last train home again / Waiting in the station at Liverpool Street, with your unopened Carling and your smelly feet / It's 4am, your pits are stinking / We're the only cunts still drinking! / I was always a cantankerous cunt / Wasn't cut out for a lifestyle of punk / I was Matlock and you were Vicious / But rolling round the floor looked fucking ridiculous / Ben the two of us are fucked again / Because of you and Joe we missed the last train home again / Waiting in the station at Liverpool Street / With your unopened Carling and your smelly feet / It's 4am, your pits are stinking / We're the only cunts still drinking / When were we ever sober?
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BORN TO STIR SHIT (Jon): Fukuoka punks they make me sick / Can't start a band without a gimmick / I was born to stir the shit / We don't play gigs cos we've got too many kids / We'd slag our children for our art / We'd sever friendships to get a laugh / I was born to stir the shit / We don't play gigs cos we've got too many kids.
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FUCKING DISGRACE (The Rapists): Never wanted security, only wanted kicks / I don’t want your lifestyle, that don’t make me sick / Sick of weekend weirdos, want reality / It doesn’t really matter what you think of me / Fucking disgrace, what did you call me? A fucking disgrace is what I am / Fucking disgrace, makes me happy / Fucking disgrace, don’t give a damn / I watch you in your windows, you deny the games you play / Everyone’s a pervert in their own secret way / I am what I am and I know that you know / I can read your mind, you reap the seeds you sow.
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What you dumb fucks have got in your mongo stumps is Pure Shite. It is a compilation of the first three BSS albums plus an official live bootleg. All of these songs were recorded between 2016 and 2017 by Aaron Lum, with the live recording being made in April 2018 by some cunt at Graf (can’t be fucked to search his name). Tracks 1 - 42 produced, recorded, mixed and mastered by Aaron Lum either when he was drunk, sober, happy, moody or nursing a broken arm. Dedicated to the memory of Alan Crowther (The Rapists).

It may be worth noting that at the time of recording these songs, BSS was a five piece band consisting of 4 white bastards and one Japanese drummer who was white by proxy. When we slag foreigners, we are talking about a specific expat community here in Japan that we refuse to be a part of.

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released April 19, 2019

Jon (g/v) just wants to be heard above the band and is at his sexual peak / Roque (v) is a screamer and a cunning linguist / Aaron (g/v) uses all six strings, wears sandals and will kill you / Paul (b) keeps farting up the fretboard and is dead / Jun (d) shits his pants at gigs and is a Primark fashion model / Nobu (b) is the Davy Jones of the group and has a weakness for female bodybuilders in Klingon costumes.

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Born Shit Stirrers Fukuoka, Japan

Formed in Fukuoka in 2016, Born Shit Stirrers are a harsh dose of bitter medicine, chucking sub-one-minute fragmentation bombs packed with sarcastic barbs into the heart of the squalid basement layer of Japanese life. Salarymen, coworkers, humourless mods, their own miserable lives, and the petty pretensions and prejudices of their local music scene — Born Shit Stirrers take aim at them all. ... more

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