1. |
Dinosaurs of Kyushu Punk
01:03
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Another day another show
Another flyer and every cunt goes
Same 4 bands every fucking week
Young punks can't even get a gig
It's gonna happen sooner than you think
The dinosaurs of Kyushu punk Will soon be extinct
Oh great it's your senpai's gig
¥2000 to be treated like shit
Age shouldn't naturally equal respect
Cos old cunts are all fucking pricks!
It's gonna happen sooner than you think
The dinosaurs of Kyushu punk Will soon be extinct
日付けが変わろうが、フライヤーが違おうが、みんないつものあの4バンドを毎週のように見に行く
若いパンクスの出番は無い
お前が思ってるより早くその時が来るぜ
九州パンクの恐竜はすぐに絶滅する
いいね〜先輩のライブかい?
2000円がドブに捨てられるよう
年齢を自然とリスペクトの対象にするべきじゃないぜ
すべての老いた野郎どもはクソだからな
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2. |
Life's Too Long
01:23
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Missed the last train by fucking minutes
Even more depressing as I was gonna jump in front of it
My side of the platform is always pissing down
But there's no other way out of this fucking town
Life's too fucking long
All my mates are fucking cunts
They never invite me to the pub
Life's too fucking long
Boss is always giving me shit
Life is fucking shite and I'm gonna end it
I want to disappear, I want to O.D.
Hanging out with English teachers is killing me
My side of the platform is always pissing down
But there's no other way out of this fucking town
Life's too fucking long
All my mates are fucking cunts
They never invite me to the pub
Life's too fucking long
Boss is always giving me shit
Life is fucking shite and I'm gonna end it
Never had nothing all all my life
Never had fuck all but stress and strife
Got bills and red letters, and nothing nice
Money will always be a fucking sight
ギリギリで電車を逃しちまった
せっかくホームから飛び込もうとしてたのに残念だったよ
こっちのプラットフォームはいつも土砂降り
でもこの街にはほかに出口も無い
人生はクソ
友達もみんなやな奴ばかり
飲みにも誘ってくれない
人生はクソ
会社の上司もアホなことばかり言ってきやがる
人生はクソ
だから終わらせてやるのさ
消えて無くなりたい、ドラッグを死ぬほどキメて
英語の先生やってガイジン・バーでつるむのなんてゴメンだ
こっちのプラットフォームはいつも土砂降り
でもこの街にはほかに出口も無い
人生で一度も何も手にした事がないさ
闘って疲れてそれだけさ
請求書に督促状、そんなんばかり
結局何をするにも金ばかり
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3. |
Flakey Mods
01:18
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Do you wanna see my scooter? do I fuck!
Just tell me where to get some drugs
Never knew a mod that wasn't a junkie
Yet you're all dressed like you're made of money
Two weeks ago you were trying to get into rock
Now you've bought every single in the northern soul book
The DJ names are so fucking shit
Did you really take your name from the crystals greatest hits???
Shite suit, shite shoes
Shite scooter and hair
Fuck off
Did you ever see a soul boy with no soul?
Wankers!
Watched YouTube to learn how to dance
But even with a "bike" you've only got 10% chance.
Must be nice to buy all the drinks
But you're a boring cunt is what she thinks
Come back to Fuk when you wanna fuck
A wife and kid in Tokyo but you don't give a fuck
But you'd sell your nuts just to be British
On Brighton beach you wouldn't last two minutes!
Shite suit, shite shoes
Shite scooter and hair
Fuck off
Did you ever see a soul boy with no soul?
Wankers!
Shite suit, shite shoes
Shite scooter and hair
Fuck off
You're about as modern as a stale biscuit
Wankers!
僕のスクーターを見たいかって?見てぇわけねえだろ!
さっさと俺をドラッグがあるとこに連れて行きな
ジャンキーじゃないモッズなんか見たことなかったね
の割にお前まるでお金が服着て歩いてるみてえだしな
二週間前はロックにハマってるって言ったかと思えば
今度はノーザン・ソウルのガイド本に載ってるシングルは全部買ってるんだって
お前らが英語で付けてるDJネーム、クソ過ぎてやべぇよ
クリスタルズの曲名から名前を取ったって本当かい?
クソみてぇなスーツ
クソみてぇな靴
クソみてぇなスクーターに髪型
ウンザリだ
ソウルの無いソウル・ボーイなんて見たことあるかい?
センズリでもコいてな!
ユーチューブで勉強してダンス
でもヤリマン女でさえ10%のチャンス
ドリンクは全部奢ってても
それだけの退屈な男だって彼女は言ってるぜ
ヤりたい時に福岡に来る
お前は妻子持ち、でも気にしない
イギリス人になる為ならキンタマさえ売り飛ばすか?
お前じゃブライトンのビーチで二分と持たねぇさ!
お前丁度おばあちゃんのビスケットぐらいモダンだな
センズリでもコいてな
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4. |
Homophobix
00:23
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You looked disgusted that time you came round here
Me and Paul we're watching gay porn and drinking beer
You ain't no alcoholic
Low life Homophobic!
あの時完全に、気色悪いって感じで見てたな
俺とポールはビール飲みながらゲイポルノを見てた
お前はアル中なんかでもない
同性愛をただ嫌悪してる世間知らず
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5. |
Massage
00:49
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It's 3am and cars are around the block.
For some young chick to suck a cock.
Such a miserable ugly fat fuck
That you have to pay for a rub and suck
Massage
Keep your hands, off my back
Massage
Rub and tug, by a hack
Massage
12inch heels in my back
Massage
Too many guys, I'm never coming back.
夜中の3時に車が列を作る
全てはポコチンをしゃぶってもらう為に
可哀想な醜いブタ女、そいつがお前が金を払う相手、全てはポコチンしゃぶってヌいてもらう為
マッサージ
オレの背中から手を離しな
マッサージ
下手クソ女が無理にチンポをしごく
マッサージ
12インチのヒールが背中に刺さる
マッサージ
人が多すぎる、もう来ないぜ
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6. |
Sex Is For Wankers
00:59
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I often wonder how many beers it would take you to get back in bed with your ex
And I wonder why everything always has to fucking come down to sex
I'm in no position to fucking Judge
Your mates all fucking hate my guts
And I wonder why I'm even bothered
spitting again when I should have swallowed
Blokes will tell you anything to get a fucking shag
Why do you think I told you your the best thing since coke and skag?
You keep using your cunt as a tool
Maybe I should use my tool like a cunt.
Oh, I'd settle for a rotten sex life if it only meant you'd never get to cum
And I wonder why I'm even bothered
spitting again when I should have swallowed
お前が元彼ともう一度寝るのに何本のビールが必要なのかってよく考える
そしてまた、何故最後にセクらなきゃならないのかってのもね
俺は、俺の行動が嫌いだって言ってるお前の友達を批判できる立場じゃない
そして何故俺が、あの時言う必要のなかった余計な一言をわざわざ言わなきゃならなかったのかって考える
男達はセックスするためなら何とでも言うさ
何故俺がお前に"ドラッグの次に最高だ"って言ったと思う?
お前は自分の性器を道具に男達を利用し続ける
俺も自分の道具を利用して下衆野郎になるか?
お前の"道具"にならない為なら、乱れたセックスライフに落ち着くか?
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7. |
I Hate Hanami
00:18
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I don't need any excuses
for getting drunk in public.
I don't need any more fucking reasons
to act like a slob in the park
Fuck your cherry blossoms
Fuck your sakuras and fuck your hanami
party you fucking prick
same pictures as last year, why don’t you go feed that homeless prick
俺が公共の場で飲んで酔っ払うのに言い訳は必要ないぜ
俺が公園で与太者みたいに振る舞うのにもう理由は必要ないぜ
桜の花なんかどうでもいい
花見パーティーもファックだぜクソ野郎
去年と全く同じ写真撮っても意味は無い
あのホームレスの野郎たちに食べ物分けたらどうだい?
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Fucking cringing at all the shit you write
Groveling round his arse like a fly around shite
Think you're gonna get signed to Call and Response?
Quit your band, get a lump, die!
Ian Martin thinks you're Shit
Ian Martin thinks you're a dick
Ian Martin hates your fucking band!
お前の投稿、マジでサムイぜ
ヤツにヘコヘコ、うんこにたかるハエのみたいだぜ
コール・アンド・レスポンスからリリースしてもらおうとでもしてんのか?
まずバンドやめて、原因不明のデキモノできて死ねよ
イアン・マーティンがお前のこと、クソだってよ
イアン・マーティンがお前のこと、ウゼぇってよ
イアン・マーティンがお前のバンド、クソだってよ
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9. |
Frogman
00:13
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He leaps from his swamp
To sponge drinks from Minami
Got tea bagged by Paul
At an indoor Hanami
Frogman scrounges drinks again
あいつは沼から女に飲み物タカりに出てくる
パーティー中、寝てるところをポールの玉袋押し付けられる
フロッグマンまた飲み物タカる
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10. |
Kill Your Fucking Boss
01:08
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Two pay checks from homeless
Cos my boss don't pay me shit
I'm just trying to feed my kids
Cameras watching me like Winston smith
If you found a birds nest you wouldn't tell me where it is
13 minute round trip to the toilet on a ten minute break
When I get back you noise me up for being late
So much food goes to fucking waste
You'd rather bin gold than give me a taste
二回の給料を逃せばもうホームレスさ
社長はろくに給料出しやしねぇ
俺はただ自分の子供たちに食わせていこうとしてるだけだ
カメラがウィンストン・スミスのように俺を見る
お前は絶対に俺に本当の事を言おうとしない
10分の休憩時間に往復13分はかかる場所へ用を足しに行く
戻ったら、遅れた事に対して文句を言って言いやがる
沢山の食べ物が廃棄される
俺に分け前をやるくらいなら捨てるとお前は言う
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11. |
Asian Fetish
00:23
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You have an Asian Fetish
Likely guilty of sex crimes back home
Learn Japanese to watch tentacle porn
Woody Allen looking cos-play creep
Just admit it, just admit it, just admit it, just admit it!
You have an Asian fetish you fucking creep
お前はアジア人フェチ
地元で性犯罪でも犯してきたんじゃねぇか?!
趣味の悪いアニメポルノを見るために日本語を勉強した
ウディ・アレンのコスプレかよ、この変態野郎
認めやがれ、認めやがれ、認めやがれ
このアジア人フェチの変態野郎
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12. |
Death Before Castration
00:13
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I keep dreaming that I find a fat wallet full of notes
I'd jump on the first plane home
You and me can get fucked on cider and coke
All our life we never had a fucking penny
Yet drunken nights we've had so many
札がぎっしり詰まった財布を拾うのをずっと夢見てる
朝イチの飛行機に飛び乗って地元で
オレとお前サイダーとコークでブッ飛んで
オレらの人生実際は小銭ぐらいしかねぇけど
まだ酔っぱらって楽しかった夜はたくさん
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13. |
Pricks Against The Punx
01:20
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Have to be centre of attention again
Rolling around the floor and it's fucking lame
Spilled more down my Harrington than you've fucking supped
Two cans in and your completely fucked
Pricks Against The Punx
Pricks against the fucking punx
Clean up for work well in the morning
Your bosses rump is waiting for a munching
Yes sir no sir three bags full
We're the pricks against the punks
Pricks Against The Punx
Pricks against the fucking punx
お前はまたみんなの注意を引かなきゃ気が済まない
フロアを転がり回ってみせる様がクソ惨め
自分が飲んだ量以上のビールをオレのジャケットにこぼしやがった
たったの二本飲んでもう終わりかい?
激ウザ野郎共がパンクスの前に立ちはだかる
朝になれば仕事の為に身支度して
ボスのおケツがヨダレを垂らして待ってるぜ
はい、了解です、わかりました!
三袋が一杯です
激ウザ野郎がパンクスの前に立ちはだかる
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14. |
XL Micro Penis
01:02
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Drunken asshole, jumped up on stage
Only a piano playing, thought you'd heckle some more
Not your band, but you tried to drum anyways
Took all your clothes off, no one's very impressed
He had an XL XL XL micro penis...
I wish I could go back in time, and knock you the fuck out.
Dough-boy with a little cock, some guy's sucking you off
He had an XL XL XL micro penis...
泥酔状態の大バカ野郎
ステージに乱入
ピアノのソロ演奏中
野次り足りないみたいで
さらにドラムを叩きだす
全裸になるが誰も見ちゃいない
あいつはXL極小チンコ
時が戻るならあいつをボコってやりたい
ブヨブヨ腹にちっこいチンコ
別の男がそのチンコをおもむろにしゃぶる
あいつはXL極小チンコ
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15. |
Mid-Laugh Crisis
00:18
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I think every bad mistake I've ever made
Was in front of a crying woman
Having a fucking mid laugh crisis while I face the repercussions
Sat crying in my kin mugi on my own
With records, tins and pizza and a bag of blow
いつも厄介なミスを犯すのは泣いてる女の子の前でだったかもしれない
ミドル・"ラフ"・クライシスの影響に参ってるってのに
たった一人金麦の缶に涙を落とす
レコード、金麦にピザ、それとヘロインがあればそれでOKさ
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16. |
Dumb Cunts
01:14
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Trying to ride my bike down the street
Staring at their phones, staring at their feet
Are you on this fucking planet?
Thick cunts like you should be exterminated
Dumb cunts dumb cunts
Get outta my way
Dumb cunts dumb cunts
I killed so many dumb cunts today
You think the capital of the uk is Poland?
Have you got the I.Q. of a carnival goldfish?
Seen Fukushima beef more intelligent than you
There's smarter teachers in Catcote school
自転車でちょっとそこまで行こうとしてた
あいつらの携帯を見てた
あいつらの足元を見てた
お前ら一体何のためにこの惑星に?
恥知らずなお前らのようなやつ全てはいなくなるべきだ
邪魔だこのマヌケ野郎
どきやがれ
今日沢山のマヌケ野郎を殺してやった
イギリスの首都がポーランドだと思ってただって?
夜店の金魚と同じIQかい?
お前より賢い福島産牛肉を見たことあるぜ
キャットコート・スクールの先生やってるやつにももっと賢いやついるぜ
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17. |
You're A Cunt
00:15
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You're a cunt
You're a cunt
Miserable sexless fucking cunt
You're a lazy lying piece of shit
Let's stay together for the kids
You're a cunt
You're a cunt
You're a cunt
You're a cunt
Cunt.
お前はクソ野郎
お前は救いようの無ぇセックスレスのオ○ンコ野郎
お前は甲斐性無しのウンコのカス
子供たちのためにも今は一緒にいようじゃないか
このクソ野郎
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18. |
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Back in the days of the Claggy mat
It was 50p a pint before 9 o'clock
Nero was a security guard working for the CO-OP
He had a little office where we used to get fucked up
Always disagree on whether we agree with Gorton
He drove to gigs every night and I was always shotgun
Jimmy got stopped with biscuits and sellotape
He was attaching them to peoples gates
Robbie's was a punk but he sold his soul
Ste hann started dressing like Gary Barlow
Always disagree on whether we agree with gorton
He drove to gigs every night and I was always shotgun
Punk night in the studio at tower street
Slagging fuck out of forty three
Where Kay would pour you the perfect pint
And Wayne, Shaun and Drew were still alive.
Rudgey skanked when he walked and dribbled when he talked
Cocks in socks outside the tattoo shop.
Used to get Stoned with Little Dave and Sloth
Dennis was a proper alcoholic
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20. |
Mans Cum
04:21
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