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Depressed Father's Club

by Born Shit Stirrers

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1.
Another day another show Another flyer and every cunt goes Same 4 bands every fucking week Young punks can't even get a gig It's gonna happen sooner than you think The dinosaurs of Kyushu punk Will soon be extinct Oh great it's your senpai's gig ¥2000 to be treated like shit Age shouldn't naturally equal respect Cos old cunts are all fucking pricks! It's gonna happen sooner than you think The dinosaurs of Kyushu punk Will soon be extinct 日付けが変わろうが、フライヤーが違おうが、みんないつものあの4バンドを毎週のように見に行く 若いパンクスの出番は無い お前が思ってるより早くその時が来るぜ 九州パンクの恐竜はすぐに絶滅する いいね〜先輩のライブかい? 2000円がドブに捨てられるよう 年齢を自然とリスペクトの対象にするべきじゃないぜ すべての老いた野郎どもはクソだからな
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Missed the last train by fucking minutes Even more depressing as I was gonna jump in front of it My side of the platform is always pissing down But there's no other way out of this fucking town Life's too fucking long All my mates are fucking cunts They never invite me to the pub Life's too fucking long Boss is always giving me shit Life is fucking shite and I'm gonna end it I want to disappear, I want to O.D. Hanging out with English teachers is killing me My side of the platform is always pissing down But there's no other way out of this fucking town Life's too fucking long All my mates are fucking cunts They never invite me to the pub Life's too fucking long Boss is always giving me shit Life is fucking shite and I'm gonna end it Never had nothing all all my life Never had fuck all but stress and strife Got bills and red letters, and nothing nice Money will always be a fucking sight ギリギリで電車を逃しちまった せっかくホームから飛び込もうとしてたのに残念だったよ こっちのプラットフォームはいつも土砂降り でもこの街にはほかに出口も無い 人生はクソ 友達もみんなやな奴ばかり 飲みにも誘ってくれない 人生はクソ 会社の上司もアホなことばかり言ってきやがる 人生はクソ だから終わらせてやるのさ 消えて無くなりたい、ドラッグを死ぬほどキメて 英語の先生やってガイジン・バーでつるむのなんてゴメンだ こっちのプラットフォームはいつも土砂降り でもこの街にはほかに出口も無い 人生で一度も何も手にした事がないさ 闘って疲れてそれだけさ 請求書に督促状、そんなんばかり 結局何をするにも金ばかり
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Flakey Mods 01:18
Do you wanna see my scooter? do I fuck! Just tell me where to get some drugs Never knew a mod that wasn't a junkie Yet you're all dressed like you're made of money Two weeks ago you were trying to get into rock Now you've bought every single in the northern soul book The DJ names are so fucking shit Did you really take your name from the crystals greatest hits??? Shite suit, shite shoes Shite scooter and hair Fuck off Did you ever see a soul boy with no soul? Wankers! Watched YouTube to learn how to dance But even with a "bike" you've only got 10% chance. Must be nice to buy all the drinks But you're a boring cunt is what she thinks Come back to Fuk when you wanna fuck A wife and kid in Tokyo but you don't give a fuck But you'd sell your nuts just to be British On Brighton beach you wouldn't last two minutes! Shite suit, shite shoes Shite scooter and hair Fuck off Did you ever see a soul boy with no soul? Wankers! Shite suit, shite shoes Shite scooter and hair Fuck off You're about as modern as a stale biscuit Wankers! 僕のスクーターを見たいかって?見てぇわけねえだろ! さっさと俺をドラッグがあるとこに連れて行きな ジャンキーじゃないモッズなんか見たことなかったね の割にお前まるでお金が服着て歩いてるみてえだしな 二週間前はロックにハマってるって言ったかと思えば 今度はノーザン・ソウルのガイド本に載ってるシングルは全部買ってるんだって お前らが英語で付けてるDJネーム、クソ過ぎてやべぇよ クリスタルズの曲名から名前を取ったって本当かい? クソみてぇなスーツ クソみてぇな靴 クソみてぇなスクーターに髪型 ウンザリだ ソウルの無いソウル・ボーイなんて見たことあるかい? センズリでもコいてな! ユーチューブで勉強してダンス でもヤリマン女でさえ10%のチャンス ドリンクは全部奢ってても それだけの退屈な男だって彼女は言ってるぜ ヤりたい時に福岡に来る お前は妻子持ち、でも気にしない イギリス人になる為ならキンタマさえ売り飛ばすか? お前じゃブライトンのビーチで二分と持たねぇさ! お前丁度おばあちゃんのビスケットぐらいモダンだな センズリでもコいてな
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Homophobix 00:23
You looked disgusted that time you came round here Me and Paul we're watching gay porn and drinking beer You ain't no alcoholic Low life Homophobic! あの時完全に、気色悪いって感じで見てたな 俺とポールはビール飲みながらゲイポルノを見てた お前はアル中なんかでもない 同性愛をただ嫌悪してる世間知らず
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Massage 00:49
It's 3am and cars are around the block. For some young chick to suck a cock. Such a miserable ugly fat fuck That you have to pay for a rub and suck Massage Keep your hands, off my back Massage Rub and tug, by a hack Massage 12inch heels in my back Massage Too many guys, I'm never coming back. 夜中の3時に車が列を作る 全てはポコチンをしゃぶってもらう為に 可哀想な醜いブタ女、そいつがお前が金を払う相手、全てはポコチンしゃぶってヌいてもらう為 マッサージ オレの背中から手を離しな マッサージ 下手クソ女が無理にチンポをしごく マッサージ 12インチのヒールが背中に刺さる マッサージ 人が多すぎる、もう来ないぜ
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I often wonder how many beers it would take you to get back in bed with your ex And I wonder why everything always has to fucking come down to sex I'm in no position to fucking Judge Your mates all fucking hate my guts And I wonder why I'm even bothered spitting again when I should have swallowed Blokes will tell you anything to get a fucking shag Why do you think I told you your the best thing since coke and skag? You keep using your cunt as a tool Maybe I should use my tool like a cunt. Oh, I'd settle for a rotten sex life if it only meant you'd never get to cum And I wonder why I'm even bothered spitting again when I should have swallowed お前が元彼ともう一度寝るのに何本のビールが必要なのかってよく考える そしてまた、何故最後にセクらなきゃならないのかってのもね 俺は、俺の行動が嫌いだって言ってるお前の友達を批判できる立場じゃない そして何故俺が、あの時言う必要のなかった余計な一言をわざわざ言わなきゃならなかったのかって考える 男達はセックスするためなら何とでも言うさ 何故俺がお前に"ドラッグの次に最高だ"って言ったと思う? お前は自分の性器を道具に男達を利用し続ける 俺も自分の道具を利用して下衆野郎になるか? お前の"道具"にならない為なら、乱れたセックスライフに落ち着くか?
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I don't need any excuses for getting drunk in public. I don't need any more fucking reasons to act like a slob in the park Fuck your cherry blossoms Fuck your sakuras and fuck your hanami party you fucking prick same pictures as last year, why don’t you go feed that homeless prick 俺が公共の場で飲んで酔っ払うのに言い訳は必要ないぜ 俺が公園で与太者みたいに振る舞うのにもう理由は必要ないぜ 桜の花なんかどうでもいい 花見パーティーもファックだぜクソ野郎 去年と全く同じ写真撮っても意味は無い あのホームレスの野郎たちに食べ物分けたらどうだい?
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Fucking cringing at all the shit you write Groveling round his arse like a fly around shite Think you're gonna get signed to Call and Response? Quit your band, get a lump, die! Ian Martin thinks you're Shit Ian Martin thinks you're a dick Ian Martin hates your fucking band! お前の投稿、マジでサムイぜ ヤツにヘコヘコ、うんこにたかるハエのみたいだぜ コール・アンド・レスポンスからリリースしてもらおうとでもしてんのか? まずバンドやめて、原因不明のデキモノできて死ねよ イアン・マーティンがお前のこと、クソだってよ イアン・マーティンがお前のこと、ウゼぇってよ イアン・マーティンがお前のバンド、クソだってよ
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Frogman 00:13
He leaps from his swamp To sponge drinks from Minami Got tea bagged by Paul At an indoor Hanami Frogman scrounges drinks again あいつは沼から女に飲み物タカりに出てくる パーティー中、寝てるところをポールの玉袋押し付けられる フロッグマンまた飲み物タカる
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Two pay checks from homeless Cos my boss don't pay me shit I'm just trying to feed my kids Cameras watching me like Winston smith If you found a birds nest you wouldn't tell me where it is 13 minute round trip to the toilet on a ten minute break When I get back you noise me up for being late So much food goes to fucking waste You'd rather bin gold than give me a taste 二回の給料を逃せばもうホームレスさ 社長はろくに給料出しやしねぇ 俺はただ自分の子供たちに食わせていこうとしてるだけだ カメラがウィンストン・スミスのように俺を見る お前は絶対に俺に本当の事を言おうとしない 10分の休憩時間に往復13分はかかる場所へ用を足しに行く 戻ったら、遅れた事に対して文句を言って言いやがる 沢山の食べ物が廃棄される 俺に分け前をやるくらいなら捨てるとお前は言う
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Asian Fetish 00:23
You have an Asian Fetish Likely guilty of sex crimes back home Learn Japanese to watch tentacle porn Woody Allen looking cos-play creep Just admit it, just admit it, just admit it, just admit it! You have an Asian fetish you fucking creep お前はアジア人フェチ 地元で性犯罪でも犯してきたんじゃねぇか?! 趣味の悪いアニメポルノを見るために日本語を勉強した ウディ・アレンのコスプレかよ、この変態野郎 認めやがれ、認めやがれ、認めやがれ このアジア人フェチの変態野郎
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I keep dreaming that I find a fat wallet full of notes I'd jump on the first plane home You and me can get fucked on cider and coke All our life we never had a fucking penny Yet drunken nights we've had so many 札がぎっしり詰まった財布を拾うのをずっと夢見てる 朝イチの飛行機に飛び乗って地元で オレとお前サイダーとコークでブッ飛んで オレらの人生実際は小銭ぐらいしかねぇけど まだ酔っぱらって楽しかった夜はたくさん
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Have to be centre of attention again Rolling around the floor and it's fucking lame Spilled more down my Harrington than you've fucking supped Two cans in and your completely fucked Pricks Against The Punx Pricks against the fucking punx Clean up for work well in the morning Your bosses rump is waiting for a munching Yes sir no sir three bags full We're the pricks against the punks Pricks Against The Punx Pricks against the fucking punx お前はまたみんなの注意を引かなきゃ気が済まない フロアを転がり回ってみせる様がクソ惨め 自分が飲んだ量以上のビールをオレのジャケットにこぼしやがった たったの二本飲んでもう終わりかい? 激ウザ野郎共がパンクスの前に立ちはだかる 朝になれば仕事の為に身支度して ボスのおケツがヨダレを垂らして待ってるぜ はい、了解です、わかりました! 三袋が一杯です 激ウザ野郎がパンクスの前に立ちはだかる
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Drunken asshole, jumped up on stage Only a piano playing, thought you'd heckle some more Not your band, but you tried to drum anyways Took all your clothes off, no one's very impressed He had an XL XL XL micro penis... I wish I could go back in time, and knock you the fuck out. Dough-boy with a little cock, some guy's sucking you off He had an XL XL XL micro penis... 泥酔状態の大バカ野郎 ステージに乱入 ピアノのソロ演奏中 野次り足りないみたいで さらにドラムを叩きだす 全裸になるが誰も見ちゃいない あいつはXL極小チンコ 時が戻るならあいつをボコってやりたい ブヨブヨ腹にちっこいチンコ 別の男がそのチンコをおもむろにしゃぶる あいつはXL極小チンコ
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I think every bad mistake I've ever made Was in front of a crying woman Having a fucking mid laugh crisis while I face the repercussions Sat crying in my kin mugi on my own With records, tins and pizza and a bag of blow いつも厄介なミスを犯すのは泣いてる女の子の前でだったかもしれない ミドル・"ラフ"・クライシスの影響に参ってるってのに たった一人金麦の缶に涙を落とす レコード、金麦にピザ、それとヘロインがあればそれでOKさ
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Dumb Cunts 01:14
Trying to ride my bike down the street Staring at their phones, staring at their feet Are you on this fucking planet? Thick cunts like you should be exterminated Dumb cunts dumb cunts Get outta my way Dumb cunts dumb cunts I killed so many dumb cunts today You think the capital of the uk is Poland? Have you got the I.Q. of a carnival goldfish? Seen Fukushima beef more intelligent than you There's smarter teachers in Catcote school 自転車でちょっとそこまで行こうとしてた あいつらの携帯を見てた あいつらの足元を見てた お前ら一体何のためにこの惑星に? 恥知らずなお前らのようなやつ全てはいなくなるべきだ 邪魔だこのマヌケ野郎 どきやがれ 今日沢山のマヌケ野郎を殺してやった イギリスの首都がポーランドだと思ってただって? 夜店の金魚と同じIQかい? お前より賢い福島産牛肉を見たことあるぜ キャットコート・スクールの先生やってるやつにももっと賢いやついるぜ
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You're a cunt You're a cunt Miserable sexless fucking cunt You're a lazy lying piece of shit Let's stay together for the kids You're a cunt You're a cunt You're a cunt You're a cunt Cunt. お前はクソ野郎 お前は救いようの無ぇセックスレスのオ○ンコ野郎 お前は甲斐性無しのウンコのカス 子供たちのためにも今は一緒にいようじゃないか このクソ野郎
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Back in the days of the Claggy mat It was 50p a pint before 9 o'clock Nero was a security guard working for the CO-OP He had a little office where we used to get fucked up Always disagree on whether we agree with Gorton He drove to gigs every night and I was always shotgun Jimmy got stopped with biscuits and sellotape He was attaching them to peoples gates Robbie's was a punk but he sold his soul Ste hann started dressing like Gary Barlow Always disagree on whether we agree with gorton He drove to gigs every night and I was always shotgun Punk night in the studio at tower street Slagging fuck out of forty three Where Kay would pour you the perfect pint And Wayne, Shaun and Drew were still alive. Rudgey skanked when he walked and dribbled when he talked Cocks in socks outside the tattoo shop. Used to get Stoned with Little Dave and Sloth Dennis was a proper alcoholic
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Mans Cum 04:21

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During the recording of this album there were two earthquakes, four typhoons, a handful of floods, an operation, a new born baby, a trip to the United Kingdom, one pair of shitty pants and a bucket of poppers. Dedicated to anyone feeling like life is just fucking dragging. Better must come.

Recorded, produced and mixed by Aaron Lum, throughout 2018 in Fukuoka, Japan. Drums recorded in a rehearsal room at Be-Bop in Shingu, guitar, bass and vocals done in Aaron’s flat. Additional vocals recorded at Soundtrack, Yakuin.
It cost us fuck all to record this album.

All songs written by Born Shit Stirrers, except for Sign On, Skin Up, Chill Out (White Negroes). Guest vocals by Carter (The Practice). Radio Intro by Josh Indar (Black Fork). Live Photo by Masahiko (Splatterhead). Japanese lyrics translated by The Glove. Scott did some other secret stuff. Special thanks to Suguru Hashimoto (XL-Fits), Nobuto Watanabe (Godzilla Snacks), Ian Martin (Call & Response), Paul Blair, Chris Jack (The Routes), The White Negroes, Paul Nicholson (The MSG’s), everyone at Serial Bowl Records and absolutely no cunt else.
Mail us if you dare: fukpunk@outlook.com

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released August 16, 2018

SHIT STIRRERS ON THIS RECORDING:
JON - GUITAR / VOCALS
ROQUE - VOCALS
AARON - GUITAR
LORD BEEFCAKE - BASS
JUN - DRUMS

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Born Shit Stirrers Fukuoka, Japan

Formed in Fukuoka in 2016, Born Shit Stirrers are a harsh dose of bitter medicine, chucking sub-one-minute fragmentation bombs packed with sarcastic barbs into the heart of the squalid basement layer of Japanese life. Salarymen, coworkers, humourless mods, their own miserable lives, and the petty pretensions and prejudices of their local music scene — Born Shit Stirrers take aim at them all. ... more

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